Greetings, puny mortals.
I am Sharra, future ruler of the Dynasty and the mortal world. Now that that fool Talpa has been destroyed, someone needs to take his place as the evil overlord. That's where I come in. I, Sharra, shall take Talpa's place as the gigantic talking head.
Heh. And my teachers said I wouldn't amount to a thing.
There was one single flaw in Talpa's plan. One little crack in the foundation of his entire organization.
No. It wasn't the Ronin Warriors, Ryo, or the Inferno Armor. The sad truth of it is...
He didn't ADVERTISE. Let's face it--everything is done on the Internet nowadays. He missed some truly precious pearls among the stones of wickedness and insanity.
I, diabolical genius that I am, noticed this error as soon as the series began. I thought to myself...
"Heh. Jackass."
And so spawned....The Dynastic Coop: Taking Over the World: FOR YOU!
After many many months of planning, and several boxes of Pocky, Fran, daifuku, Meltykiss, and Coffee Beans, I began the search for my Warlords. These are special, mystical people, who plied me with licquor, money, and Chippendale's dancers.
Even as we speak, the fools--Dark Warlords of the Dynastic Coop are being gathered for the up and coming invasion.
But we cannot do this without YOU. The common soldier who gets killed in every episode. Er...make that "The very foundation of this army."
If you would like to join my army, please send 15.00, and your resume to:
Sharra Roarke: Future Mrs. Warlord of Cruelty and Ruler of the Mortal World
P.O. Box 12345
Secret Headquarters
Miama, Florida
6789-101112
Or you can just email me at:
With your
Name:
Email Address:
Any Websites:
And Title.
(Title of Dark Warlord of ___ is reserved for those invited as Warlords.)
