What do you MEAN, "What's the Deal With the Chickens?"
Sure, there are other, stronger animals that could represent my Dynastic Coop...but have you ever been ATTACKED by an angry chicken?! Those things are LETHAL!
Just wait until your pet rooster hops up on your head and starts pecking at the hair on your head. You KNOW they're scary if you let them stay up there for fear of getting pecked!
Besides, the lion thing is being done by MGM...or some other place like that.
If you have another stupid mascot with a stupid altered image you'd like to send in, send it to:
And I will put it in the Archive of Rejected Mascots. ^_^