Every great leader needs people to control her armies, make plans, and generally stand around in the throne room and look adoring.
These are those honored few who bribed me the most and just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
Wait...did that sound bad?
Swiftgold: Dark Warlord of Fanfiction
Quickmoon: Dark Warlord of Canadian Alt. Rock Love Gods
Rae: Dark Warlord of Candidness
Kotori: Dark Warlord of Pink Objects of Death
Rekka-chan: Er...Dark Warlord of Loserville and Unpopularity. (She chose it!!)
Marcasite: Dark Warlord of Bishounen
Stef: Dark Warlord of Fragrant Olives and Bjork
Ebonhawk: Dark Warlord of Utterly Silly Things
Kit: Dark Warlord of Unrelenting Athletics
More fools to be added soon.