Liz and Mi's Spacemonkeys

I have a rejected mascot!! err, well yea, its sorta a

mascot... I'm gonna shut up now, here it is, SPACEMONKEY!!!

~Mi

Sharra, I have a mascot that no one ever seems to understand..... my spacemonkeys. It's not their fault that they are evil, they didn't mean to attack my neighbor's poodle, Fifi. Sure, they're my hostile army of brain stealing monkeys that live in pop tart boxes, and are the evil beings behind the furbie conspiracy.  BUT I love them and that's what counts right? Due to the fact that no one will accept them, they would like to be added to your Archive of Rejected Mascots. Maybe with your help they can someday become a part of modern society (or blow up the planet whichever comes first).

~Liz and her monkeys

P.S. Because of past tragedies, I seldom talk of my chickens but you're right... they are scary.... we had one named Bruster.. he had long feathers on his head and used to sit on my horse's back, he was killed by the other rooster Bob.... Bob would chase small children (mainly my sister) through the barn around feeding time. Bob had an untimely accident, I'll never forget that day we found him decapitated in the stable yard damn foxes) but his memory shall forever be with me as will his adorable babies (who were later carried off by a chicken hawk... only Brown Hen and Red Hen survived). When Bruster died we decided to give him a funeral.... snow shovels don't dig well so he had a burial at lake, man how the stable owner's children screamed when he was ummm discovered later that year. <blame my friend Solar Flare for that one>

P.S.S *Liz incredibly pleased with herself looks up as her EVIL roommate comes in.

Mi looks at e-mail and says in an overly annoying voice, "I already submitted the Spacemonkeys"*

Nooooo, they're MINE ,NOT HERS!!!!! Please forgive Mi ...she was supposed to let me submit the monkeys *pouts* but since I'm so proud of this letter (I wasted good errrr ummm study time) I'm just going to send it to you anyway, so I'm sorry, blame Mi for any confusion.

MI: I resemble that remark.