Things the Cast of Yoroiden-Samurai Troopers Would NEVER Say!

By Rekka-chan

Ryo: Can't somebody else save my friends? I'm too tired.

Ryo: It's too hot in here.

Ryo: No! I'm not going to change into the Shiroi Kikoutei. Do that on your own!

Touma: 2 + 2? Er... um... ah, hang on... Hey, anybody got a calculator?

Touma: Ugh... Staying up in the sky like this... Kinda makes me wanna... *pukes*

Touma: Thinking is bad. Don't think--drink! *guzzles down alcoholic beverage*

Shu: Please, everyone, stop fighting. Can't we talk this out like civilized people?

Shu: And welcome back to Masterpiece Theater.

Shu: No more food... Please, no more... Food bad *groans*

Shin: Haha, so long stupid fish *sound of toilet flushing is heard*

Shin: C'mon! Who wants a piece of me?! I'm gonna pound ya! GRRR!!!

Shin: I'm hydrophobic.

Seiji: Meditating sucks.

Seiji: Bring on the chicks! WHOOHOO! Time to do the G-R-I-N-D!

Seiji: You know I'm such a babe magnet--admit it, you're jealous.

Nasuti: Stop pestering me about the armors, you freaks!

Nasuti: Um... How do you work a computer?

Nasuti: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU FREELOADERS!!!

Jun: I'm sorry for causing everyone so much trouble. Please forgive me. I am such a troublesome child, am I not?

Jun: I shouldn't hang around you guys anymore. It's dangerous for my well-being.

Jun: Man, you guys really do suck.

Shutendouji: No, I don't want to assume the role of Kaosu. I'd rather score a date with that Yagyu chick.

Shutendouji: Hey, the rings on this staff makes such pretty noises! Listen, listen everyone! Hehe!

Shutendouji: I've joined a devil-worshipping cult--LOVE ME!

Anubisu: I'm scared of the dark.

Anubisu: You know, I've always admired Korin's hair--it's always so nice and neat. Why isn't my hair like his? *sniffs*

Anubisu: Okay, I've got my red cape on... UP, UP, AND AWAY!

Naaza: Poison? Oh, please put that away before someone gets hurt!

Naaza: Snake! Ahhh! Snake! Shoo! Shoo!

Naaza: I really liked the Oni Masho... I wanted to be his friend--what? The psychotic and meanie approach is NOT the best way to make friends?!

Rajura: Spiders?! Get them away from me! Ack!

Rajura: No, it's not maroon. My armor really is more pink. I look pretty in pink, don'tcha think?

Rajura: Look at me! I'm upside down! Hey! Guys, look at me! Why aren't you guys looking?!

Kayura: Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry! Here, let me stand still and I promise not to move when you attack this time. Come on, I promise I won't move! I swear it!

Kayura: You mean in reality I'm a twelve-year-old girl? Damn do I got a fine looking body!

Kayura: You know, even I get irritated of my laughs.

Kaosu: That's it. You're all on your own now.

Kaosu: Die stupid bugs! DIE! *smashes insects with his staff* (Note: the rings of the shakujo was used so when it chimes, it would scare away bugs and other creatures so the owner of the staff wouldn't step on them ^^;)

Kaosu: I leave you guys for five minutes and you already get into trouble?! I really should've just thrown away Arago's armor. Actually, it would've made a darn good paperweight.

Arago: Fine, be that way. I don't want to take your armor anyway.

Arago: It's okay you guys. I'm sure you did your best against the Samurai Troopers.

Arago: No, let me go fight the Samurai Troopers. It's time I got off my duff and did something. You demon generals just put your feet up and relax. Want some cookies and milk?

Luna: Well, my brother got what he deserved for being in a gang--now who wants cake?!

Shikaisen: I admit it. I really am a mutated raisin. It's the skin that gave it away, wasn't it?

Shikaisen: Oh dear! I'm sorry, Korin no Seiji-san! Here, let me take you down from that and let's get you something to eat and drink!

Mukara: Lalalala, I'm talking!

Mukara: Opaizai--er... no, wait... Moon Eternal Make Up! No that's not it either... Dammit! What's my transformation line again?!

Naria: Oooh, you know Mukara, you look pretty fine in the Kuroi Kikoutei--don't bother taking it off.

Suzunagi: Brother, I DO need a tan.

Suzunagi: Look at me, guys! Little kid, grown up! Little kid, grown up! I can go back and forth anytime I want! Hey, hey, hey!

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Author's Note: Well, here was something that was different from my stories. It was just a little thing I came up with suddenly one afternoon while trying to figure out what to write for my Masho stories. I hope you enjoyed this and do not take it seriously for those of you who are like, really into some of these characters. This was written for fun.

Disclaimer: Yoroiden-Samurai Troopers and other related material are copyrights of Sunrise/Nagoya TV and the CBS/Sony Group