Things the Cast of Yoroiden-Samurai Troopers Would NEVER Say!
By Rekka-chan
Ryo: Can't somebody else save my friends? I'm too tired.
Ryo: It's too hot in here.
Ryo: No! I'm not going to change into the Shiroi Kikoutei. Do that on your
own!
Touma: 2 + 2? Er... um... ah, hang on... Hey, anybody got a calculator?
Touma: Ugh... Staying up in the sky like this... Kinda makes me wanna...
*pukes*
Touma: Thinking is bad. Don't think--drink! *guzzles down alcoholic beverage*
Shu: Please, everyone, stop fighting. Can't we talk this out like civilized
people?
Shu: And welcome back to Masterpiece Theater.
Shu: No more food... Please, no more... Food bad *groans*
Shin: Haha, so long stupid fish *sound of toilet flushing is heard*
Shin: C'mon! Who wants a piece of me?! I'm gonna pound ya! GRRR!!!
Shin: I'm hydrophobic.
Seiji: Meditating sucks.
Seiji: Bring on the chicks! WHOOHOO! Time to do the G-R-I-N-D!
Seiji: You know I'm such a babe magnet--admit it, you're jealous.
Nasuti: Stop pestering me about the armors, you freaks!
Nasuti: Um... How do you work a computer?
Nasuti: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU FREELOADERS!!!
Jun: I'm sorry for causing everyone so much trouble. Please forgive me. I
am such a troublesome child, am I not?
Jun: I shouldn't hang around you guys anymore. It's dangerous for my well-being.
Jun: Man, you guys really do suck.
Shutendouji: No, I don't want to assume the role of Kaosu. I'd rather score
a date with that Yagyu chick.
Shutendouji: Hey, the rings on this staff makes such pretty noises! Listen,
listen everyone! Hehe!
Shutendouji: I've joined a devil-worshipping cult--LOVE ME!
Anubisu: I'm scared of the dark.
Anubisu: You know, I've always admired Korin's hair--it's always so nice
and neat. Why isn't my hair like his? *sniffs*
Anubisu: Okay, I've got my red cape on... UP, UP, AND AWAY!
Naaza: Poison? Oh, please put that away before someone gets hurt!
Naaza: Snake! Ahhh! Snake! Shoo! Shoo!
Naaza: I really liked the Oni Masho... I wanted to be his friend--what? The
psychotic and meanie approach is NOT the best way to make friends?!
Rajura: Spiders?! Get them away from me! Ack!
Rajura: No, it's not maroon. My armor really is more pink. I look pretty
in pink, don'tcha think?
Rajura: Look at me! I'm upside down! Hey! Guys, look at me! Why aren't you
guys looking?!
Kayura: Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry! Here, let me stand still and I promise
not to move when you attack this time. Come on, I promise I won't move! I
swear it!
Kayura: You mean in reality I'm a twelve-year-old girl? Damn do I got a fine
looking body!
Kayura: You know, even I get irritated of my laughs.
Kaosu: That's it. You're all on your own now.
Kaosu: Die stupid bugs! DIE! *smashes insects with his staff* (Note: the
rings of the shakujo was used so when it chimes, it would scare away bugs
and other creatures so the owner of the staff wouldn't step on them ^^;)
Kaosu: I leave you guys for five minutes and you already get into trouble?!
I really should've just thrown away Arago's armor. Actually, it would've
made a darn good paperweight.
Arago: Fine, be that way. I don't want to take your armor anyway.
Arago: It's okay you guys. I'm sure you did your best against the Samurai
Troopers.
Arago: No, let me go fight the Samurai Troopers. It's time I got off my duff
and did something. You demon generals just put your feet up and relax. Want
some cookies and milk?
Luna: Well, my brother got what he deserved for being in a gang--now who
wants cake?!
Shikaisen: I admit it. I really am a mutated raisin. It's the skin that gave
it away, wasn't it?
Shikaisen: Oh dear! I'm sorry, Korin no Seiji-san! Here, let me take you
down from that and let's get you something to eat and drink!
Mukara: Lalalala, I'm talking!
Mukara: Opaizai--er... no, wait... Moon Eternal Make Up! No that's not it
either... Dammit! What's my transformation line again?!
Naria: Oooh, you know Mukara, you look pretty fine in the Kuroi Kikoutei--don't
bother taking it off.
Suzunagi: Brother, I DO need a tan.
Suzunagi: Look at me, guys! Little kid, grown up! Little kid, grown up! I
can go back and forth anytime I want! Hey, hey, hey!
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Author's Note: Well, here was something that was different from my stories.
It was just a little thing I came up with suddenly one afternoon while trying
to figure out what to write for my Masho stories. I hope you enjoyed this
and do not take it seriously for those of you who are like, really into some
of these characters. This was written for fun.
Disclaimer: Yoroiden-Samurai Troopers and other related material are copyrights
of Sunrise/Nagoya TV and the CBS/Sony Group