Author's Note: Lots of silliness here, folks! As you may see the Masho aren't exactly themselves ^^;
Disclaimers: The Masho and all other related material are © Sunrise/Nagoya TV and the CBS/Sony Group.
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Director: Lights... Camera... ACTION!
Shutendouji: Hello there. I am the Oni Masho, or the Ogre Demon General for those of you who aren't too fluent in Japanese. I wield a kusari-gama in battle and use a lot of chains in my special attack. I'm the leader of the Masho and naturally as the leader, I give out orders and others what to do. However, the other Masho won't listen to me! I'm the leader! They're supposed to do as I say!
Anubisu: No we don't, junior *snickers* Oh, greetings all. I am the Yami Masho or Darkness Demon General. I can see through the darkness; not only that but I can use the darkness and turn it into a powerful force to my advantage *arrogant laugh* I can also manipulate the cold and bring the dead to life--ooooh! Scary, huh? Huh? Hey, why aren't you scared? Be scared! BOO!
Naaza: Oh shut up, Yami. I'm the Doku Masho or Poison Demon General. I can use poison against my enemies or anything I like. I like watching people suffer *evil laughter* Many say I'm the least sane of the four Masho. What's that supposed to mean? I'm sane I tell you! Want some venom in a bottle? Hahahaha! Or want to pet my snake, Michi? Isn't she just the cutest? Hmm? Well? WELL??? I--ouch!
Rajura: *shoves Naaza aside* You freak. Ahem, pardon my three idiotic associates. Allow me to introduce myself to you. I am the Gen Masho or the Phantom Demon General. Don't let the eye-patch scare you now *small chuckle* Anyway I have the ability to cast powerful illusions upon others. When I use my special attack power, I can create these sticky spider webs to ensnare my opponent. Oh, and I can also use a lot of weapons! *leaves*
Shuten: Where are you going?
Anubisu: He's gone. Good, now I get more air time!
Naaza: No you don't. I do!
Rajura: *comes back carrying a chest* You morons! I still have time! *puts chest down onto Shuten's foot*
Shuten: OUCH! You--! *curses very loud and gets his foot out and hobbles about holding it*
Rajura: *opens chest* Okay now, when I wear my armor I can use a morning star *takes it out and tosses it to Anubisu*
Anubisu: *backs up and catches it* Got it! Agh! *stumbles back onto Shuten and both fall down a flight of stairs*
Rajura: I've got these nunchuka like in those what do you call them... Ah, oh! Those Kung Fu moves you mortals like to watch. See? *starts swinging them and hits Naaza in the face*
Naaza: *falls down* x.x
Rajura: *puts nunchuka on the ground beside Naaza* I use these multiple scythes and if I press this button--oops! *blades extend outward and crash through some of the windows* Here... let me see if I can... *shakes it and makes the blades spin around and around* Whoa! *ducks, but blades slice through parts of his hair*
Kayura: *appears within swirling wisteria blossoms* Hahaha! You stupid Masho can't do anything right! That's why Arago brought ME into the scene *flips her hair and smiles viciously*
Shuten/Anubisu: *come back* What the hell?!
Naaza: *comes around again* Hey, what are you doing here? You're not a Masho!
Kayura: Yes I am.
Rajura: *covering half of bald spot on his head with a hat* No you're not, you stupid blue-haired brat! You're only Shuten's replacement after he turns traitor. Arago never made you a Masho.
Kayura: Oh... well... I want some air time too!
Anubisu: Dammit, you already practically steal our air time in the second series!
Kayura: Alright, alright I'll just introduce myself and leaves *sticks her tongue out at them* Anyway I am the Demon Priestess Kayura--actually, I'm also known as the Demon Princess Kayura. I like that title better. I _am_ a princess, aren't I?
Shuten: What's this about me turning traitor?
Kayura: I am very strong and can beat the Masho any day and any time. I use twin jitte and can do some really nasty stuff with them. In reality I'm a twelve year old girl but looks like I've got the body of a woman. Don't I look so fine? *does a few poses and giggles*
Masho: *make gagging noises*
Kayura: Hey! I heard that! I expect you to be nice to me!
Shuten/Rajura: *grab Kayura while Anubisu and Naaza grab her jitte and break them*
Kayura: WHAT THE--?! EEEEE! *gets tossed out one of the windows*
Shuten/Rajura: *give each other hi-fives* YES!
Naaza: Okay, back to me! *grabs camera from camera man and focuses it onto his face* Don't be scared of my looks. Please, don't be. I'm a nice guy. Yes, I do seem a little, what you kids may say these days, "crazy" or "trippy" but I'm an all around nice guy. To be considered cool these days, I don't know what you have to do but... I've noticed how most of you kids have lots of different colored hair. Is spraying your hair an in thing? Well check this out! *focuses camera on his hair* See! Green hair! Green hair is cool, right? RIGHT?!
Shuten: *grabs camera and kicks Naaza away* Sorry about that. As I was saying in the beginning before I was rudely interrupted, I'm the leader of the Masho. Just because I'm the youngest, smartest, and strongest--maybe that's why they're jealous.
Rajura/Naaza/Anubisu: JEALOUS?! Yeah right! *drag Shuten away from camera and beat on him*
Director: *coughs and speaks into megaphone* Excuse me, but if you four don't stop that right now, we're shutting down production and leaving without paying you fools a cent!
Masho: WHAT?! *stop fighting and quickly stand up again*
*camera focuses on Anubisu*
Anubisu: Now, to be serious for a moment *clears throat* Please, please, please! I'm speaking out to all you fanfiction writers when I say write some more stories about us!
Naaza: *beside him looking sincere* Yes, please! We beseech you all--write fanfiction about the Fantastic Four--no, I'm not talking about the comic book heroes but I mean us!
Rajura: Or if you don't like the fact that Shuten turns traitor and helps out the Troopers and ends up dying for them, you all can write about us three! The Masho who stay cool until the end when we turn good *smirks* Then again, I still think we're cool after we turn good and I hope other people think so too.
Shuten: When does this all happen?! Huh? *looks around, confused* I die? Nooo! How, how, how???
Anubisu: You can write us doing anything and everything! We're better than those silly Troopers! We're real men! We're powerful, we're strong, we're sexy--well, at least _I'm_ sexy, heh. Ladies, if you wish to get to know me better, my number is--
Naaza: *steps in front of Anubisu* We think there are too many fanfiction written about the Samurai Troopers and their, ahem, North American counterparts, Ronin Warriors.
Rajura: Ronin Warriors? *laughs* What a stupid name!
Anubisu: Hey, shut up, will you? We got dubbed too.
Rajura: Ack! I... Hey, that's right! How come I couldn't keep my name? It's not to hard to pronounce. It's Ra-ju-ra. No wait... R-a-ju-ra? Wait a minute...
Shuten: Stupid *shakes head* What I find interesting is my dub name. In Ronin Warriors I'm called Anubis, Master of Cruelty--hehe, I like it.
Anubisu: And I'm Cale, the Warlord of Corruption. Wait, is it Cale or Kale or however the hell you spell it...? I--HEY! You stole my name, Shuten!
Shuten: Blame the dubbers, not me!
Naaza: Sekhmet, Warlord of Venom. Sekhmet... isn't that a name for a goddess? *frowns* Cool sounding or not, that's a woman's name!
Rajura: I'm Dais the Warlord of Illusion... Dais... Dais... Hmm, I guess it's not bad but I like my name Rajura better. And you all must admit our titles, The Dark Warlords, isn't too shabby sounding.
Shuten/Anubisu/Naaza: *mumble in agreement*
Director: Thirty seconds left!
Masho: What?!?! *all scramble to the camera, each trying to get their faces smudged onto the screen*
Shuten: Alright just one last thing then--old people aren't so bad!
Anubisu: We're not _that_ old! We're technically in our late teens and early twenties!
Naaza: But we did live through four-hundred years of all this...
Rajura: Move your faces! Grr... So everyone, just remember--the Masho rule! Yeah!
Masho: *all move back, hold hands and take a bow as a giant red curtain falls onto top of them*
Shuten: Omigod! We're going to die!
Naaza: This thing is heavy!!!
Anubisu: Can't... breathe... back... broken... from... curtain fall...
Rajura: x.x
The End