Chickens, huh?

Pretty cool bird, I'd have to say. Eh? It's not a bird?

Okay, then...POULTRY. It's a pretty cool type of POULTRY.

My cousin had a farm up outside of town. I'd go there to visit as a kid.

*wistfully* Those were the days...

There was this big rooster there. I called him Sergeant Sanders. Smokin' bird--- specimen of POULTRY, he was.

Yeah...we'd look at the stars together...tell each other our dreams...

Then one day... I went over to my cousin's farm for Sunday dinner...

Well, let's just say I didn't eat dinner that day.

What? Are you crying? Aww! C'mon, weird blonde girl! Don't cry!

I'll let you have a bite of my chicken sandwhich if you stop crying!

...What? What are you doing?

Hey, PUT the knife DOWN!

This?! It's only a sandwhich!

*THUNK!*

HEEELLLLLPP!