Note: MAJOR over exaggeration among the characters and foul language. This is _not_ meant to make fun of anybody who believes in some of the things described in my story. Just something that I wrote because I was bored and felt as though not enough of the real information on the guys is getting out there.
Disclaimer: Yoroiden-Samurai Troopers is © Sunrise/Nagoya TV and the CBS/Sony Group.
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Ryo: Hey there! I'm Sanada Ryo. I'm 17 years old and I *might* be living in Tokyo in the OAV “Message” according to Sunrise. Then again I guess I'm living there, seeing as how I'm not at Nasty's home anymore... dunno... But anyway! My dad is an animal photographer and he is always out because of his job. Now answer me this: who the FUCK started the rumor that my dad was dead?! The only relative of mine that's dead is my mother! So who did it? Who? Huh? Huh?! Killed by a wild animal they say? BAHAHA! Yeah right! Obviously they didn't check out the YST Cassette Book Collection #3 "Soshite Gonin" where everyone met my dad and he got possessed by a spirit. Dead? BAH! I don't think so. BUY OUR MERCHANDISE! My name is Ryo here as it is in the dub version except they pronounce it differently. Why is that? What's wrong with keeping everything the same? Hariel? What the hell?? They added him into the story line... But... But... He wasn’t in OUR series! Why oh why did they put that guy in?!
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Touma: My name is Hashiba Touma. I'm 17 years old and I have an IQ of 250. That's up there on the IQ scale, isn't it? My hobbies are said to be eating and sleeping - I see nothing wrong with that. Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I have to act like some nerd who does nothing but read, write, and breathe intellectuality, right? But y'know what bothers me? What bothers me is how sooo many US fans think that I'm a bad cook. Now, with an IQ of 250, I _think_ I can make a proper meal. Yeah I know I'm lazy and will try to avoid doing any chore possible, but if I try, I can make a damn good meal so nuts to you! If ANYONE among us is a bad cook, it's Ryo! In the YST Cassette Book Collection #2 he sent us all to the emergency room!! Who’s the back cook now?! Leave me, the egocentric genius and DECENT cook, alone before I do something... not... nice.
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Shu: Yo! Shu Rei Fuan here! Hmm, in the YST Memorials books, my name's spelled Shu Lay Fang. Hell, the name comes out sounding the same anyways. I’m 17 years old and just to let you know, Shu is my family's LAST NAME but everyone calls me Shu just the same. Now I keep hearing this deal that I'm considered fat - now listen up, what I got is something we call MUSCLE! I can lift boulders, cars, and rip buildings apart without putting on my entire armor! Yeah yeah, you wanna call me fat or chubby? Callin' me a street punk? How about I kick your around before takin' your face and giving it an autograph with my fist? BOO-YAH!
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Shin: Hi! My name is Mouri Shin and I'm 18 years old. I'm the eldest of the Samurai Troopers but... lots of English fanfiction portray me as being the youngest. Why? Because I look cute and younger than the others do? Just because my hobbies include tea ceremonies and flower arrangement? Or because I seem nice? Hahaha! You should see me in the Japanese doujinshi! I just looove to tease the hell out of Shu and Touma. And goddammit all, I can be just as cynical as anyone can be! Don't mess with da ocean and its beautiful, wonderful, majestic creatures unless you want Suiko no yari up your ass!
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Seiji: Hello everyone. My name is Date Seiji and I am 17 years old. I have grown up in ancient tradition so I follow the old ways of common sense - meaning I don't dig what the real world has to offer me, girlfriend! OOOW! I express little to no emotion but I do have a pure heart. I was used as a tool when I was a child, seeing how the women hold all the power in my family. I have a problem talking to girls but am I _not_ really interested in talking to them anyways. How STRANGE it is to see some webpages that list my interests and one of them being "chatting up girls." Apparently these people don't know my older sister, Yayoi, and how she used to tease me relentlessly, to the point where I screw up and get nervous when it comes to girls. Just because I look like a model or superstar doesn't mean I have it all. I'm not at the age to think about girlfriends. Girls? Yuck, yick, yucky, yuck, no. Not now. Maybe when I'm 40 something. Talk to me then.