Author's Note: This is yet another silly story on our favorite demon generals ^^; Hope you all enjoy this one!
Disclaimers: The Masho and all other related material are © Sunrise/Nagoya TV and the CBS/Sony Group.
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Anubisu: Let's see... ah good. We're all together.
Rajura: So why did you call us over here?
Naaza: Yes, and why's Shuten here? I thought he was dead.
Shuten: *grumbles* Thank you _so_ much for your kindness, Naaza.
Anubisu: Hey, shut up, you guys. Anyway, I called this meeting between us to answer one question that must plague the mind of our fans.
Naaza: Fans?
Rajura: He must mean these fans *takes out Japanese fan and fans himself* Good lord, it's hot in here.
Shuten: No, these ones *brings out a war fan and smacks Rajura over the head with it*
Rajura: Hey stupid! Grr! Stop that!
Shuten: :p
Anubisu: Not those kinds of fans, you morons. I mean _these_ fans *reaches from under the table and holds up two teenage girls with one hand*
Girls: WE LOOOVE YOU GUYS!
Anubisu: *tosses them behind him and they go flying out the window*
Shuten/Rajura/Naaza: Oooh... fan fans!
Rajura: So what's your question then?
Anubisu: Simple--who here among us four is the sexiest?
Shuten/Rajura/Naaza: *all fall down, huge sweatdrop*
Naaza: *sits back up, growling* You dragged us here just for that?!
Anubisu: *shrugs* I'm just curious that's all. But you know... just looking at you three clowns, I think I've answered my own question.
Shuten: Excuse me, Anubisu, but I don't think so. You think you're the sexiest?
Anubisu: Well... yeah!
Rajura: *laughs* That's a real good one, Anubisu! *laughs more* You? Sexy?! *falls off his chair, laughing hysterically*
Naaza: No comment.
Anubisu: *sweatdrops* What the hell is wrong with you three? I mean, come on! I _am_ the sexiest! Who can resist such a bad boy as myself? In the Mortalworld, I wear black, I wear leather, I've got the ruggedly handsome drop-dead good looks--so yes! I think I am!
Shuten: Not all women go for you so-called "bad boys." There are others who prefer other type of men.
Anubisu: Like who?
Shuten: Well *clears his throat and stands up, spotlight shines on him* Take someone like me. I train myself everyday and I enjoy reading. Some would consider me the scholarly type which I think is acurrate. And my story would impress most--a young man drawn to the darkness who later saw the truth and went into the light. He helps out the allies against the forces of evil. Sadly in the end, he sacrifices himself to free one who was possessed by an immoral spirit *sniffles and kneels on the ground, roses are tossed to him*
Masho: *blink blink*
Rajura: *turns on the lights* May I say Shuten... that speech... was so... full... of not passion, not sadness... but pure BULL!
Shuten: What?!
Rajura: Come on! Not all women are going to fall for that story. They want charming, sophisticated, well-mannered men.
Anubisu: Oh, and whom are you referring to I wonder? *rolls eyes*
Rajura: Why me of course! I know what a woman wants. I enjoy the finer things in life--the arts, literature... Not only that, but I'm a fine warrior as well. I can hold off my own while keeping my dignity. I'm just so perfect.
Anubisu: I think you're just so full of it.
Rajura: Hmph, well what about you, Naaza? You haven't really said anything yet. Care to throw in your own sob story?
Naaza: *sighs, shakes his head* No.
Shuten: Why not?
Naaza: To tell you all the truth, there isn't really anything about me that would attract women. Remember, I'm the so-called "psycho" soldier.
Anubisu: Ah... well...
Naaza: I mean, I'm half serpent for god's sake! I've got beady black eyes, pale skin, purple eye-lids, and green hair--GREEN! GREEN! *points to his hair* Nobody liked me when I was a child. They considered me cursed. People feared me because of my appearance and powers. Who in the right mind would find me attractive? *sighs*
Masho: ...
Anubisu: *looks around* Do I hear a violin playing?
Shuten: A sad melody indeed... huh?
Rajura: *turns around* What is this?
*a herd of women from out of nowhere arrive, run over Shuten, Anubisu, and Rajura and crowd around Naaza*
Woman: Awww, you poor thing! *hugs him*
Lady: There, there, we understand *holds his hand and pats it* People these days are very cruel, no?
Girl: Come with us, we'll treat you to some ice-cream, cutie *sweet, sugary smile*
Naaza: *small blush* Well... I... sure *smiles and goes off with the women*
Shuten: *picks himself up from the ground* Where am I...? Am I dead...?
Rajura: *growls* Yes, you are. You're supposed to be, remember?
Anubisu: *blinks a few times* I... Why... He... NO FAIR!!!
Rajura: He only got those women because they felt sorry for him. They'll be back. You just watch *folds his arms across his chest* Ha ha ha!
--Three hours later--
Shuten: *coughs* Rajura--
Rajura: Don't even say it, Shuten. Just... don't say it.
Anubisu: So now what? Is this the end?
Shuten: No.
Rajura: Why not? I'm tired of this!
Shuten: The title of this story says "Everyone is Happy."
Rajura: Well I'm not happy.
Anubisu: Neither am I.
Shuten: Same goes for me *telephone rings and he goes to answer it*
Naaza: *on telephone line* I'M HAPPY! *women laughing and dance music heard in the background*
Shuten: GRR! *slams phone onto the receiver* I know what we can do.
Anubisu/Rajura: What?
Shuten: Play Duck, Duck, Goose.
Anubisu: Yay!
Rajura: I hope I don't get into the Mush Pot. I go first!
Anubisu: Temporary happiness.
Anubisu: I suppose it's all good.
The End -_-;