Chickens?!

HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT!!!

NEVER mention that word in my presence AGAIN, wench!

If I had my way, EVERY chicken on the planet would be eliminated!

I... *sniffles* I...it's not fair!

How can you not know?! Don't look so innocent!

You know how I lost my eye!

You and your blasted rooster!

Don't you talk back to me!!!

FINE! I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU EITHER!