Our nation faces a grave crisis, my friends. Did you know that over 60% of this nation's families eat CHICKEN for dinner every Sunday? That's right. CHICKEN.
These plucky young birds are plucked from their friends and loved ones in the prime of their young lives to FEED greedy humans. Packed into crates and shipped away to God Knows Where to be killed in the most inhumane manner! Forced to run around morbidly after their deaths by loss of their heads! And then...THEN their corpses are plucked and frozen--shipped away to these morbid grocery stores where people BUY their remains to eat for dinner! Their remains desecrated in a horrible fashion! Oh, to be shoved into a sweltering oven and baked to a crisp. Later to be placed on a dinner table--only to have everyone remark--
"Why, that's a good-sized bird."
INHUMANE, I TELL YOU!
Have you ever seen the look on a mother hen's face as she gazes down lovingly at her fluffy young chicks--only to know that soon...SOON, she shall have to leave them to fend for themselves? Knowing that she will be taken against her will to a veritable chicken death camp?! That's right--you go in, and you NEVER come out. Alive, anyway. And how she KNOWS, KNOWS that those sweet little balls of fluff will never know where Mommy and Daddy went!
What of the proud rooster? With his cocky strut, and the noble tilt of his head? He is king of his coop, lord over all. Hens swoon for his attention, and those humans that aggravate him fear for their lives.
Alas, not even he is safe from his fate. For he too...will end up as Sunday dinner.
No more his confident crow in the morning...
No more...
This must stop, everyone!
This...must...stop.
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