Chibi Rekka and the Gundam Boys Opinion on this Crisis
Hi there! I was skimming over your super-cool site and I noticed that you too, O worthy otaku, were rooting for the forgotten cause of those poor chickens we so mindlessly slaughter. Y'know I read somewhere that every minute six chickens die? (Source: Stop the Horror: Chickens) Lousy justice system! I say that we should start a big movement. We'd be like the feminist movement only minus the bra bonfires, ya know? ^_^ It is *not* a lost cause! Love the chickens! Chickens are your friends! Well, I decided to chase down the five Gundam pilots - so was I moved by your wonderful chicken-saving determination - and here are a few of their opinions. ^_^ (Heero and Trowa refused to comment.)
Duo said:
"Well, I suppose it really doesn't affect me in the long run. But, if you really wanna know and you're offering me a free box of McNuggets, I guess I'll say something. Wait, but aren't McNuggets made of chicken? No? They're synthetic? Huh? Whatever. I think killing is cool. Death is fun. Especially when it's enemies doing the dying."
Cheebs: O.o;; Well that was a lost cause. Now for Wufei!
Wufei:
"Onna! Get away from me with your disjointed ramblings. ... WHAT?! How dare you insult me! You and your chickens! Filthy propaganda!" ::tackles Cheebs::
Another lost cause, I suppose. I'll have to try again later. ::rubs her bruised shoulder::
Quatre:
"Death is a terrible thing! ... What? Oh, well, yeah, so I'm a terrorist. But that doesn't mean I have to like it. No, I don't kill thousands of people every day. Wasn't this talk about chickens? Right. Well, sometimes I eat chicken, but I don't like that either. It's a terrible thing and it saddens me greatly as they run around headless, so close to death and yet so far... My uchuu no kokoro reaches out to them."
Cheebs: ::sighs:: Well, I tried. Anyway, I hope that adds to your determination to save the chickens!
- CHEEBS
Chibi Duo: Shave the whales!
Chibi Quatre: And the chickens! No, wait... Did you just say *shave*?!
Chibi Duo: ;) Mwahahahaha...