Ah, yes. Chickens.

So succulent...ripe for the taking...

Their plump flesh ready to be sliced by my claws and turned to ribbons!

I'd eat them raw, if I could, but NOOO!

Master Talpa says it's bad for me!

Well, what does that big-headed fool know?

OW!

What did you slap me for?! You insolent witch!

O_O

....

You...didn't...need...to...kick...me...there...

*THUD*

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